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During a commercial airline flight, the attendant passed out gum, telling passengers it would relieve the pressure in their during the descent.
After landing, it hook one passenger an hour to get the gum out of her ears



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A Perfect Reason


Teacher:Why are you late for class again?
Betty:The boy who was following me walked very slowly.



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Appearances Can Be Deceiving.


A college student was trying to convince his father that he needed a jogging suit for jogging around campus.
"Why can't you just run in your other clothes?" his father reasoned.
"I have to run in a jogging suit", he explained, "otherwise no one knows I'm exercising-they just think I'm late for class!"



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