Ensuring Your Claim
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The Tryth Can hurt
It was a bright spring morning and four school boys decided to skip school. They showed up at school after lunch and told the teacher that therir bus had a flat tire along the way and that was why they were late.
To their relife, the teacher amiled and said;"You boys missed a test this morning. Please take seats apart from one another and get out your paper and pencil."
When the boys were seated the teacher said, "Each of you please answer just one question. Which tire was flat?"
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