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Ensuring Your Claim


An Insurance claim agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep downhill grade.
"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?'
"Brace yourself," advised her husband,"and try to hit something cheap!"



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The Tryth Can hurt


It was a bright spring morning and four school boys decided to skip school. They showed up at school after lunch and told the teacher that therir bus had a flat tire along the way and that was why they were late.
To their relife, the teacher amiled and said;"You boys missed a test this morning. Please take seats apart from one another and get out your paper and pencil."
When the boys were seated the teacher said, "Each of you please answer just one question. Which tire was flat?"



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