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One day, as my six-year-old daughter and I were driving down the road, my daughter saw two water towers along the side of the road.
"What are those, Mom?" she asked.
"Those are water towers," I answered.
Her almost-immediate response was, "Which one's the hot and which one's cold?"



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Two Scouts were helping their patrol leader move some furniture.
"Quick," said the frist Scout, "come over here and help me move this chest."
"Why now?" asked the second Scout. "Did the patrol leader say to?"
"No," answered the first Scout.
"Then how do you know he wants it moved?"
"Because," the first Scout said, about to lose his patience, "he tried to move it himself -and now he's under it!"
patrol - ¹Ý, ºÐ´ë
lose one's patience - ÂüÁö ¸øÇÏ´Ù



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A mugger entered a fast food restaurnat, pointed a gun at the cashier and said,"Give me all your money!"
THe cashier said haltingly, "Here or to go, sir?"

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Two schoolmates were discussing their brother's strange habits.
"My brother bolts out of bed the second the sun shines through his bedroom window," explained the first.
"That early?" gased rhe second.
"No," replied the first, "That's late. His window faces west."

bolt out of - ¶Ù¾î³ª°¡´Ù, ´Þ·Á³ª°¡´Ù
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