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One day, as my six-year-old daughter and I were driving down the road, my daughter saw two water towers along the side of the road.
"What are those, Mom?" she asked.
"Those are water towers," I answered.
Her almost-immediate response was, "Which one's the hot and which one's cold?"
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Two Scouts were helping their patrol leader move some furniture.
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"Why now?" asked the second Scout. "Did the patrol leader say to?"
"No," answered the first Scout.
"Then how do you know he wants it moved?"
"Because," the first Scout said, about to lose his patience, "he tried to move it himself -and now he's under it!"
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Two schoolmates were discussing their brother's strange habits.
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"That early?" gased rhe second.
"No," replied the first, "That's late. His window faces west."
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