RICHARD : You know I¡¯m in the middle of recording seventy thousand copies of a very moving memoir by a new author that we¡¯ve trumpeted as the next Maya Angelou who turns out to have plagiarized, guess who? Maya Angelou. God, it even rhymes.

    EMMA : I forgot about that one.

    RICHARD :  Well, I didn¡¯t. And now the headline ¡°Love Doctor: A Polygamist¡± just flashed before my eyes.

    EMMA : Hold these.

    RICHARD :  And, on top of everything else, there¡¯s the Bollenbecker take-over. And, you know, they haven¡¯t announced which publishers they¡¯ll be keeping and which publishers they¡¯ll be dumping. So one self help author who can¡¯t seem to help herself from being already married and Abdington Books could be history.

Richard starts to panic. He is getting worked up about all the problems he has right now.

    EMMA: Darling, I understand completely. Trust me. I¡¯ll take care of it. Everything will be fi¡¦ oh, no, darling