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미국 교포 친구가 보내온 건데, 사람이 실 없어 그런지
분명히 글을 다 읽고 웃어야 되는데, 이해가 안 되네요.
저 좀 웃기게 도와 주세용~~
글고, 예문 중에 써 먹을 문장들이 많네요.
영어 공부에 도움 되시길...
Jesus and Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days,
and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test
that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent emails.
They sent out emails with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But 10 minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky,
thunder clapped,
the rain poured,
and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on,
and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically and screamed,
"It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of diligent work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said,
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"Jesus saves."
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