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** You know you've been in Korea too long if : **
(ÀÌ·²¶§ Çѱ¹¿¡ ³Ê¹« ¿À·¡ ÀÖ¾ú´Ù°í ´À³¤´Ù)

1. You don't mind paying more for coffee than dinner
¡æÄ¿ÇÇ °ªÀÌ Àú³á °ªº¸´Ù ºñ½Îµµ ÀÌ»óÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§

2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF
HOF HOUSE
¡æ¹Ì±¹À¸·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡¼­ IMF È£ÇÁÁýÀ» ¿­°í ½ÍÀ» ¶§

3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't
bother you
¡æ(È­Àå½Ç¿¡¼­ ¾²´Â) µÎ·ç¸¶¸® ÈÞÁö°¡ ½ÄŹ¿¡ ¿Ã·ÁÁ®
À־
¾Æ¹«·¸Áö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§

4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors
¡æ¸éÀ» °¡À§·Î Àß¶ó¸ÔÀ» ¶§

5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in
English (eg."openning")
¡æÃ¶ÀÚ°¡ Ʋ¸° ¿µ¾îÇ¥ÁöÆÇ¸¦ º¸°íµµ Ʋ·È´Ù´Â°É
¾Ë¾ÆÂ÷¸®Áö ¸øÇÒ¶§
(¿¹¸¦µé¸é openning°°Àº...)

6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and
walk briskly
¡æ¹«°Å¿î ¹°°ÇÀ» ¸Ó¸®À§¿¡ Áö°íµµ À绡¸® °É¾î°¥ ¼ö ÀÖÀ»
¶§

7. You say "o-rai, o-rai" when your helping your buddy
back up his car.
¡æÄ£±¸°¡ Â÷¸¦ »¬ ¶§, "¿À¶óÀÌ~ ¿À¶óÀÌ~"¶ó°í ¸»Çϰí ÀÖÀ»
¶§

8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN
than all of your years
in school combined.
¡æÇб³¸¦ ´Ù´Ò ¶§º¸´Ù Çѱ¹¿¡¼­ AFKNÀ¸·Î ¹è¿î ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ
¿ª»ç°¡ ´õ ¸¹¾ÆÁ³À»¶§

9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast
¡æ¹ä°ú ±èÄ¡·Î ¾ÆÄ§À» ¶§¿ì±â ½ÃÀÛÇÒ ¶§

11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the
Kyobo Book Store.
¡æ±³º¸¹®°í¿¡¼­ »ê Ã¥ÀÌ °¡Áø Ã¥ÀÇ ¹ÝÀ» ³Ñ¾úÀ»¶§

12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt.
¡æ¹Ù´ÚÀÌ ÈëÀ¸·Î µÈ ÄÚÆ®¿¡¼­ ³ó±¸¸¦ Çϸ鼭µµ ÀÌ»óÇÏÁö
¾ÊÀ» ¶§

13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names

(H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. G.O.D.)
¡æH.O.T.³ª R.E.F. ¶Ç´Â DJ D.O.C. G.O.D °°Àº À̴ϼȷÎ
µÈ À̸§À» °¡Áö°í
ÀÖ´Â ±×·ìÀ» ÁÁ¾ÆÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§

14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold
¡æÃß¿öÁö¸é ÇÏÀÌ¾á ¸¶½ºÅ©¸¦ ¾²±â ½ÃÀÛÇÒ ¶§

15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason
¡æÀϺ»ÀÌ ¾Æ¹« ÀÌÀ¯¾øÀÌ ½È¾îÁú ¶§

16. You bow to all of your white friends
¡æ¸ðµç Ä£±¸µé°ú °í°³¼÷¿© Àλ縦 ÇÏ°Ô µÉ ¶§

17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota
¡æ¹Ì³×¼ÒŸ¿¡ °¡¼­ ·Ôµ¥¸®¾Æ¸¦ ã°í ÀÖÀ» ¶§ (ÁøÂ¥ ±×·¨´ä´Ï´Ù ¤¾¤¾)

18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury
settings
¡æ°í±Þ½º·¯¿î Ä«Æä¿¡¼­ ¸À¾ø´Â ÀνºÅÏÆ® Ä¿ÇǸ¦ ¸¶½Ã¸ç
ÁÁ´Ù°í »ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§

19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a
crowded elevator
¡æ°¡µæ Âù ¿¤¸®º£ÀÌÅÍ ¾È¿¡¼­µµ ¸¶´Ã³¿»õ °°Àº °Í ¶§¹®¿¡
¼ûÀ» ÂüÁö ¾Ê¾Æµµ
µÉ ¶§

20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think
it is ok
¡æ»ç¹«½Ç¿¡¼­ ½½¸®ÆÛ¸¦ ½ÅÀ¸¸ç ±×°Ô ¾Æ¹«·¸Áöµµ ¾Ê´Ù°í
»ý°¢ÇÒ ¶§

21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be
permed and wear
unmatched clothes and anklets
¡æ¸¶´©¶ó°¡ 40´ë°¡ µÇ¾úÀ¸´Ï ¸Ó¸®¿¡ ÆÛ¸ÓÇÏ°í ¾È¾î¿ï¸®´Â
¿Ê°ú ¹ß¸ñ±îÁö
¿À´Â ¾ç¸»À» ½ÅÀ»°Å¶ó°í »ý°¢µÉ¶§

22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon
¡æÀÌÅ¿øÀ¸·Î ³î·¯°¡Áö ¾Ê°ÔµÉ ¶§

23. Whenever you are surprised you say "ai-go"
¡æ³ªµµ ¸ð¸£°Ô ³î¶ó¸é¼­ "¾ÆÀ̰í"¶ó°í ÇÒ ¶§

24. You are honked at and you call the driver a "babo
seki ya"
¡æ¿îÀüÇÏ´Ù°¡ ³ª¿¡°Ô °æÀûÀ» ¿ï·Á´ë´Â »ç¶÷¿¡°Ô
"¹Ùº¸XX¾ß"¶ó°í
¼Ò¸®Ä¥ ¶§


25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size
¡æ´Þ·¯ ÁöÆóÀÇ Å©±â°¡ ¿ØÁö¸ð¸£°Ô À۾ƺ¸ÀÏ ¶§ (Çѱ¹ÁöÆó°¡ Å©´Ï)

26. You understand what they're trying to sell through
the loudspeaker in
that truck that drives by your house every morning.
¡æ¸ÅÀÏ ¾ÆÄ§ Áý¾Õ¿¡¼­ ½Ã²ô·¯¿î ½ºÇÇÄ¿¸¦ ÄÑ°í µ¹¾Æ´Ù´Ï´Â
Æ®·°¿¡¼­ ¹«¾ùÀ»
ÆÈ·Á°í ÇÏ´Â °ÍÀÎÁö¸¦ ¾Ë°Ô µÉ ¶§

27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth
when a shopkeeper
offers you their "best price"
¡æÁ¡¿øÀÌ "Á¦ÀÏ ½Ñ °¡°Ý"À» Á¦½ÃÇѴٴµ¥ ¸ø¹Ï°Ú´Ù´Â
Ç¥Á¤ÀÌ Áö¾îÁú ¶§

28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode
¡æ"·¡½Ã" À̾߱⸦ º¸¸ç ħÀ» È긮°í ÀÖ´Â ´ç½ÅÀ» ¹ß°ßÇÒ
¶§
(°³°¡ ³ª¿À´Â TV º¸¸ç ±ºÄ§ È긮´Â °Å..)

29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are "good"
¡æ¾î¶² °³°¡ "ÁÁÀº °³"ÀÎÁö¸¦ ±¸º°ÇØ ³¾ ¼ö ÀÖÀ» ¶§
(¿ª½Ã º¸½ÅÅÁ ¾ê±âÀÎ µí..)

30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack
Bar
¡æKATUSA ½º³¼¹Ù¿¡¼­ Á¡½ÉÀ» ¶§¿ì°í ½Í¾îÁú ¶§


31. You've bought everything they sell on the subway
¡æ ÁöÇÏö ¾È¿¡¼­ ÆÄ´Â °ÍµéÀ» Á¾·ùº°·Î ÀÌ¹Ì ´Ù
»çº¸¾ÒÀ»¶§


32. You don't even notice the captions when watching
an American movie
¡æ¹Ì±¹ ¿µÈ­¸¦ º¼ ¶§ ³ª¿À´Â ÇÑ±Û ÀÚ¸·ÀÌ ½Å°æ ¾²ÀÌÁö
¾ÊÀ» ¶§

33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the
market so you can pop
those ""bbon-dae-gi""
¡æµ¿³× ½´ÆÛ·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡¼­ ±º°ÍÁú·Î »·µ¥±â¸¦ »ç¸Ô°í ½Í¾îÁú
¶§

34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to
McDonalds
¡æ¸Æµµ³¯Áî¿¡ Á£°¡¶ôÀ» °¡Áö°í °¥ ¶§ (ÁøÂ©±î?)

35. You've eaten pig's feet
¡æÁ·¹ßÀ» ¸ÔÀ» ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÇ¾úÀ» ¶§
(Çϱä Á·¹ß, ¼ø´ë¸¦ ¿Ü±¹»ç¶÷µéÇÑÅ× ¼³¸íÇÏ¸é °ÅÀÇ ¹ÌÄ¥·Á
ÇÏÁÒ ^^)

36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts.
¡æÇѱ¹ °æÂûÀÌ º¸À̽ºÄ«¿ôó·³ º¸ÀÌÁö ¾Ê°ÔµÉ ¶§(^&^)

37. You can pronounce "hyundai" correctly
¡æHyundai¸¦ "Çö´ë"¶ó°í ¹ßÀ½ÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ°Ô µÉ ¶§ (ÇÏÇÏ ^^)


38. You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't
play the radio out loud
back in the States.
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¬À» ¶§, ¹ö½º±â»ç°¡ ¶óµð¿À¸¦ Å©°Ô
Ʋ¾î³õÁö ¾Ê´Â °ÍÀÌ
ÀÌ»óÇÏ´Ù°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§ (^^)

39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her
upon your return to
the States
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼­ ½Ä´ç¿¡¼­ ½Ç¼ö·Î ÆÁÀ» ¾ÈÁÖ°í ³ª¿Í¼­
¿þÀÌÆ®¸®½º°¡
´ç½Å¿¡°Ô ¿åÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ» µé¾úÀ» ¶§

40. You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall.

¡æ176ÀΠ۰¡ Å©´Ù°í »ý°¢µÉ ¶§

41. You start using henna rinse when you see your
first grey hair
¡æÀڱ⠸Ӹ®¿¡ ³­ Èò¸Ó¸®¸¦ óÀ½º¸°í ¿°»ö¾àÀ» ¾²°ÔµÉ ¶§

42. You hear someone release gas and you say, "Who
bang-goo'ed?"
¡æ¹æ±¸¼Ò¸®¸¦ µè°í, "´©°¡ ¹æ±¸ ²¼¾î!!"¶ó°í ¸»ÇÒ ¶§

43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a
cup of "coffees"
¡æ·¹½ºÅä¶û¿¡ °¡¼­ Á© ¸ÕÀú coffees¸¦ ´Þ¶ó°í ÇÒ¶§

44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor
¡æÀ½¾Çȸ¿¡¼­ ÁöÈÖÀÚ°¡ °í°³¼÷¿© Àλ縦 ÇÏ¸é ¹Ú¼ö¸¦
Ä¡´Â°Ô ¾Æ´Ï¶ó
µ¢´Þ¾Æ °í°³¼÷¿© ´ä·ÊÇÒ¶§


45. You have started snapping your gum in public
¡æ»ç¶÷ÀÌ ¸¹Àº °÷¿¡¼­µµ ²­À» ¼Ò¸®³»¸ç ¾ÃÀ¸¸é¼­µµ
¾Æ¹«·¸Áöµµ ¾ÊÀ» ¶§

46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and
fish heads
¡æ¹ãÂüÀ¸·Î ½ÄÀº ¹ä°ú ³²¾ÆÀÖ´ø »ý¼±´ë°¡¸®¸¦ ¸Ô°ÔµÉ ¶§


47. You refer to your POV as your "my car"
¡æ °ø¹«¿ëÂ÷(Public Owned Vehicle)¸¦ "³» Â÷"¶ó°í Ç¥ÇöÇÒ
¶§..
(¾Æ¸¶ ¿ì¸®³ª¶ó »ç¶÷µé °ø¿ë¹°°ú »çÀ¯¹° ±¸ºÐ ¸øÇÏ´Â °É
ºø´íµí..)

48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a
mountain for two hours
and running into a young woman all dressed up in heals
and a young man
in a suit and tie
¡æµÎ½Ã°£µ¿¾È¿¡ °ÉÃÄ Èûµé°Ô »ê¿¡ ¿Ã¶ó°¬´Âµ¥
»ê²À´ë±â¿¡¼­ ¿¹»Ú°Ô Â÷·ÁÀÔ
°í ÇÏÀÌÈúÀ» ½ÅÀº ¾Æ°¡¾¾¿Í Á¤Àå¿¡ ³ØÅ¸À̱îÁö ÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¸¦
º¸°í ³î¶ó ¸ØÃç
¼­°Ô µÇÁö ¾ÊÀ» ¶§.. (ÇÏÇÏ ^^)

49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if
he has moved into
his new "apar-t," yet
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼­µµ "apartment"¶ó´Â ¸» ´ë½Å
"¾ÆÆÄÆ®"¶ó´Â ¸»À» ¾²°í
ÀÖÀ» ¶§

50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an
apartment building as
a mansion
¡æ¹Ì±¹¿¡ µ¹¾Æ°¡¼­µµ apartment buildingÀ» "¸Ç¼Ç"À̶ó´Â
´Ü¾î·Î Ç¥ÇöÇÒ ¶§
(¸Ç¼ÇÀº ´ë¹®¿¡¼­ ÁýÇö°ü±îÁö ÇÑ 50¹ÌÅÍ-_-;´Â µÇ´Â
´ëÀúÅÃÀ» À̸£´Â ¸»)


51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you
say,
"No sweat-ee da"
¡æ´©°¡ ¹ßÀ» ¹â°í »ç°úÇϸé "No sweatÀÌ´Ù"¶ó°í ¸»³¡¿¡
~ÀÌ´Ù¸¦ ºÙ¿©¼­
¾ê±âÇÏ°Ô µÉ¶§ .

52. Your favorite exclamation is "Ai-go jook get da"
¡æÇѱ¹¸»·Î "¾ÆÀ̰í Á×°Ú´Ù"¶ó´Â °¨Åº»ç¸¦ ¾²°ÔµÉ¶§

53. You buy dried squid to munch on while you are
stalled in traffic
¡æÂ÷°¡ ²Ë ¸·Èù ±æ¿¡¼­ ¸¶¸¥ ¿À¡¾î¸¦ »ç¸ÔÀ»¶§
(¹Ì±¹¾Öµé ¸¶¸¥¿À¡¾î Àý´ë ¾È¸Ô½À´Ï´Ù. ³¿»õ°¡
²ûÂïÇÏ´Ù³ª ¹¹¶ó³ª..
¸ÀÀֱ⸸ Çϱ¸¸¸...)

54. You stop reacting when you walk in the Men"s Room
and the cleaning
lady is in there
¡æ³²ÀÚÈ­Àå½Ç¿¡ û¼ÒÇÏ´Â ¾ÆÁܸ¶°¡ Àִµ¥µµ ¾Æ¹«·±
´À³¦ÀÌ ¾øÀ» ¶§

55. You stop reacting when you see an ah-ju-shi with
his hand deep into
his fly when he is still fifteen feet from the Men's
Room door
¡æ¾ÆÀú¾¾µéÀÌ È­Àå½ÇÀ» ÇÑÂü ³ª¿Í¼­ "³²´ë¹®"À» ´Ý´Â °ÍÀÌ
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