My Home

 Hi, this is my home. Let me show you around. Look! This is the yummy tree, it has white flowers and it tastes very salty! The leaves are sour and sweet. The fruit is very soft and if you chew it sweet liquid comes out. The more you chew, the smaller it gets.

 Oh, look! There is a bird over there it is brown and we are lucky, it's going to its nest! There are blue eggs in there. You can suck it for almost 3days and when you are finished the shell is gone and there is a brown bird chirping in your mouth! It will follow you around till it is an adult. It is good company. And the shell tastes wonderful, too!

 Hey, look at this bush! We call it the green-berry bush. The green-berry tastes cool and *******ing. There are orange worms on the leaves. If you squeeze them, cold water flows out of them. We squeeze them in summer when we are thirsty. And over there is our lake. It has lots of bubbles. We call it the soda lake. It is the most tastiest water you could ever find.

 The fishes in the lake are very beautiful. They have blue scales that sparkle in the sunlight. I made mom a necklace from them as a birthday gift. And there are clams as big as your fist. It's very hard so the only way to see inside is to suck it. It tastes good, too. Both the insides and the outsides.

 And if you are very lucky, there might be a round white shiny rock inside. If you chew hard enough it will soften and yummy juice seeps out. And it never gets smaller so when the juice is gone, you can shape anything you like with your fingers. When it hardens you can't shape it again, it will be hard as a rock. Oh my, Is that a diamond in there?! This day just can't get any better!

Oh, see these crabs? They are good as pets. Shh, I think I heard something. It's a tiger! Don't worry, It's my pet. She catches a bird or an egg or something. She caught a rabbit. I think I'll just let her eat it. The fur is soft so we could make a pillow out of it. But I have my tiger to sleep with me so, It really wouldn't matter for me. I better go, I need to get to sleep. Bye, I hope you enjoyed our tour~.