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Future Job


Father: You've been going to school for three years now and you can count only up to ten. What are you going to be when you grow up?
Child:A boxing referee.



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Iron Finger


Diner: Waiter, your finger is in my soup.
Waiter:That's OK. My finger is used to the heat.



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Real Automation


A man put a coin in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to apper. One nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.
" Now that's real automation!" He exclamed.
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